Life at 44

We all know the world needs some more attention given to our middle aged white males and all the empathy they need and deserve but here are a few from some middle-aged group women!

I'm sorry you feel like you need to wear ski clothes to sleep in the middle of July, but trust me partner, you touch that thermostat and you will die.

My collection of mini animals should be zero concern to you. I'm simply replacing all the babies you refuse to let me have. Why can't you find the same need as I do in backyard goats?!? Or chickens? Or highland mini cows? Better for the environment due to less gas used for the lawn mower!

Watching my comfort movies should be of zero concern to you. Download Candy Crush and have a seat! Dirty Dancing, Pretty Woman, and many more will always remind me my initial goal in life was to be a prostitute, only thinking she got the prince, shopping spree on Rodeo drive and zero understanding the other details.

Needing to get everything off my chest at all times is needed! Whether you like it or not, I hate most people, and love you. So you get to hear all the amazing and thoughful opinions and realities for my amazing attitude (also known as attitudes).

Please know reading my mind/minds is a must. Like seriously, all 27 (or more) personalities need more attetnion and mind reading. But I'll work on forgiving you and understanding your lack of super powers!

Lucky you !! I Love !